June 18, 2017
The Majestic Princess Cruise Ship
We have settled in on the brand new
Majestic Princess cruise ship. It is quite large and all-inclusive, and
incredibly exciting to be on its maiden voyage. And now, it’s time for my
current scattered thoughts and opinions. (I think I should come up with a series
where I give my unsolicited opinion about what’s going on. Working out the
title for my new segment.)
What’s on my mind:
- We got this all-inclusive beverage package and oh my gosh I am going to be getting so much fancy coffee and Boba tea drinks my blood level will be part herbal by the time we’re done here.
- They have a Boba tea place! On the boat! It’s a bar! It’s amazing!
- At 21, I am way too old for the teen program, which caps off at 17. Although I’m pretty sure I could easily pass as Shayna because I kind of really need to make a sun catcher key chain and get down with some lanyard crafts.
- The ship plays somewhat good pop music in the hallways. As great as the music is, it’s kind of weird to listen to “Sexy and I Know It”, while politely shuffling to the side of a cramped hallway so that an overweight balding man in his sixties in cargo shorts can attempt to drag his oversized suitcase into his cruise cabin.
- My hair gets some extra volume in the humidity. Currently, I’m at “Total Eclipse of the Heart” level of fluff/pouf/extra body.
- When I get hungry, I get cranky. Note to self: Nobody likes a hungry Rivi (and hungry Rivi isn’t a huge fan of people either).
- I’m super skilled at afternoon trivia, and I am not shy about expressing how awesome I am. My family would abandon me out of sheer annoyance if I didn’t consistently earn at least half the points every time.
- I have very, very limited internet and a poor sense of self control. This should work out great.
- I am the youngest woman in the knitting group by at least a half century. These are my people!
- This is going to be an amazing trip. I can feel it already!
With Love from the Majestic
Princess,
Rivi
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